Korean Novelist * Lee Oisoo's Twitter Translations

40.많이 배운자식이 늙은 부모를 무시하는데 어떻게 할까요-조낸 패세요.
Q:Many educated children disregard their parents, what can be done about this?
A:Beat them to a pulp, please.

39.지금 귀신이 앞에 나타났다면 무슨 말을 해주고 싶으세요-네가 쥐를 안 잡아 가니까 외계인한테 맡겨야 하잖아, 시댕아
Q:If a ghost were to appear in front of you right now, what would you want to say to it?
A:Since you do not rid us of mice, we are forced to entrust the matter to an extraterrestrial, you scoundrel!

38.문하생들은 어떤 사람들이에요-하나, 예쁘다. 둘, 착하다. 셋, 책을 많이 읽는다. 넷, 이외수를 존경한다. 이상, 이외수의 희망사항이었습니다.
Q:Can you tell us about your apprentices?
A:First, they’re pretty. Second, they’re kindhearted. Third, they read many books. Fourth, they respect me. The aforementioned points were my desired characteristics.

37.지혜로운 처자를 알아볼 수 있는 방법이 있을까요-이번 대통령 선거 때 누구를 찍었는지 물어보세요.
Q:Is there a method by which I may recognize a wise woman?
A:Ask her to which candidate did she cast her vote in the last presidential election.

36.불면증 걸린 청년이 있습니다, 약물 도움없이 스스로 벗어나는 법을 제안해주세요-구약성서 정독 강추.
Q:A young man suffers from insomnia. Please suggest a way for him to escape it himself without having to resort to medicinal substances.
A:A strong recommendation to read the Old Testament.

35.신종플루는 왜 생겼을까요-바이러스 업데이트.
Q:Why did the H1N1 strain of Influenza A virus come into being?
A:Virus update.

34.허경영에게 한 마디 해주신다면-내 이름을 불러 봐, 이 외 수♬
Q:If you would provide a word to Gyeongyoung Heo*?
A:Call my name, LEE-OI-SOO ♬

*Gyeongyoung Heo: A Korean politician and ex-president of the Democratic Republican Party. He spent time in prison due to scandelous claims he made. Upon his release from prison in 2009, he released a single entitled “Call Me” that became a number one hit in Korea, with comical lyrics in which he repeats, “Call my name, HEO-GYEONG-YOUNG”.

33.지금까지의 삶이 꿈이라는것을 알았을때 그때 첫마디는-어쩐지 꿈 같더라니.
Q:Upon realizing that your life thus far has been nothing more than a dream, at that moment, what would be your first words?
A:For reasons unknown, it all seemed like a dream.

32.하루 먹고살기도 버거운 이들에게 해주고 싶은말-저도 그런 시절이 있었습니다.
Q:If you could offer some words to people feeling overwhelmed by the demands of their daily lives?
A:I also went through those times.

31.인생의 성공과 실패의 기준은 무엇이라고 생각하시나요-많은 사람들을 행복하게 만들면 성공, 많은 사람들을 불행하게 만들면 실패.
Q:What, in your opinion, is the yardstick for success and failure in life?
A:If it makes many people happy then it’s a success, and if it makes many people unhappy then it’s a failure.